For the past two weeks, I was vacationing in Scotland and England. At one point, I was lucky enough to get a chance to play bagpipes, at which I failed miserably. You can see my face turn to a lovely crimson in the process. I always knew I'd never like playing those double reeds. At the end of the video, you can hear a patron say "You've just composed a new song called 'The Dying Quail'". Indeed, sir, indeed. My thanks to The Falls of Feugh Tearoom for a great afternoon tea!